As you all know Gunnebo Business Solutions AB are currently recruiting software developers in multiple fields. We need to strenghen our team with both JAVA, C# .net and Node.JS developers to work on our new and exiting GBS and GRS platform.
Since hiring is a lengthy process, Gunnebo in cooperation with our pristine partners and cloud computing power, has come up with a genious solution. Based on commecially available cloud AI services we have created a computer software program that can actually generate computer code. Based on information available in our document management system, Azure DevOps Epics, Features and User Stories and the vast amount of code publicly available on GitHub – this piece of computer software can actually perform on the level of a quite decent software developer.
Currently the product owner will register the user story with acceptance criteria into Azure DevOps and then Robbie takes over. With advanced Artificial Intelligence and first hand knowledge about our business process, it will take the requirements and turn it into .NET Core microservices.
With Robbie, we would let our mammal employees focus on confirming the accemtance criteria where the AI and robotic solutions would not cover up the human efforts.
We are even going to the extreme with this innovation by making sure that Robbie can be a cognitive robot, such that it will be emotionally intelligent to deal with human as social animals as well as being able to understand human moods. We know the implication of this to the labor market as well as how a lot of software engineers out there will be affected, but we have concluded that this is the next step to take in other to elevate our operations.
To increase customer value, we will actually move most of our staff to work in an augmented environment with Robbie interacting and validating the User stories to get as much value for the dollar as possible.
Not only is Robbie a skilled developer, but also implements the full DevOps methodology. So when a user story is completed, Robbie will make sure that Azure DevOps performs unit testing, integration testing and system testing prior to depoloying the service into the production environment.
Another great thing with Robbie is that it never gets sick.. I mean computers doesn’t get viruses right? Only problem we have had so far is it mixing up Halloween and Christmas Day, why? Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC..
Also, Robbie would not order for vacations and sick leaves, and it would not come to work late on some days since we can control everything about its movement unlike some of our staffs.
Hope you all have prepared your mind for these hard times ahead?
NB: Sorry if this rattled you or made you feel uncomfortable. If you also believed all of these, it’s the first day of April, and the jokes are on you!! This is my APRIL FOOLS POST TO Y’ALL!!
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